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Preston he is the most insane, redneck guy u will meet, Preston will stay up on FaceTime with u until 11:00 at night just to sing country songs and talk about 4wheelers. Preston is the most carring and loving guy u will ever meet. Preston might be the most retarded person u will meet but u will fall in love with him instantly. Preston also has the most thoughtful caring eyes, you will often find yourself staring into his eyes getting lost very easily.

- bob the ailen
Preston is very retarted
Preston by -bob the ailen October 26, 2019
Preston, a name usually coinciding with an elitist meaning due to the old english derivation of "priests town". Prestons usually tend to coalesce in small, affluent coastal Connecticut communities where there tends to be a surplus of gin and tonics in company with polo matches. Prestons also are nicknames for typical "prep" attire, IE sperry topsiders, seersucker pants, pastel polo's and sport jackets of varying hues. "Did you spot those prestons that chap was wearing on his feet? They were of the finest leather."
"What a frigging preston!"
Preston by random123 December 12, 2008
A fag. someone who needs a life. Normally walks like a woman, and talks like a girl. They cant be trusted. but have drop dead gorgeous eyes
oh my gosh its so hott. preston would also say ahh! its burning my face
Preston by dr.pepperdoode. January 19, 2009
A fat ass hard gay mofo, who can juggle more balls then a circus clown. Also his gayness is communicable.
1-Holy shit!

2-What?

1-Your Preston... don't infect me.
Preston by Sneaux April 30, 2008
Being wholly incompetent at golf. The inability to even move a golf ball in a forward direction.
I was really a Preston on the course today.
Preston by Bradwing February 22, 2010
Man, I am feeling very Preston today.
Preston by Friend220202 November 14, 2010
Ruining a good time.
Amberlynn: Hey, let's go burn down a house!

Preston: No!

Amberlynn: Why do you have to go and preston everything?
Preston by Hoohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 27, 2009