Presleigh

The ugliest species of rodent you will ever see

Wow did you see presleigh run into that dark alley

by lol.ur.mom.1234 November 25, 2018

Elvis Presley

An obese drug addict that had an unusually fat ass considering he liked to gyrate his hips a lot. He stole rock from all of the little afro-babies. He's also known for covering The Beatles songs by shoving a microphone in his shit box after he ate a bunch of Mexican food, he'd then hover over the mixer and hit 'record' while the original song was playing in the background. His on-stage attire can be best described as that of a faggot Bruce Lee jumpsuit with sparkly tigers on it. There's also a misconception regarding the oversized. gold-plated rims on his glasses. They were not intended to be a fashion statement, they were simply in proportion to the massive frames constructed to house his fat-fuck head. He died on the crapper while taking a massive shit that was a mixture of barbiturates, booze and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.

If Elvis Presley is the King of Rock n Roll, then Chuck Berry IS Rock n Roll

by yannimyfanny December 22, 2008

presley

she’s pretty, but she act like a bitch and that’s on my momma . presley is very spoiled . she cold hearted but let’s a lot of things get to her. she gets all the white boys and she gets very very close with your cousin lmao .

what the fuck presley

by the.realbitch.com July 11, 2019

Elvis presley

A weird bloke who died on the toilet cos he was on drugs.

Elvis presley

by hockeystick202 June 3, 2009

the presley

While being blown, just before you finish, pull out real fast, shoot in your hand then run it through her hair while yelling, "Thank you, thank you very much!"

"Hey, man, did you hear about 'The Presley'? That shit is pretty crazy"

by Batman Knows Things May 25, 2014

Presley

wears black

Alright

Don’t marry one

Woah a Presley

by Kenny1235 September 8, 2019

preselection

Preselection is a principle which dictates that women are more attracted to men that seem attractive to other women. So now because your girl 'selected' you, you must be a good mating choice.

In order to leverage the power of preselection you need to demonstrate that you are preselected by other women. Such as telling beautiful women stories of how you banged other beautiful women.

by Lezzlie Vanauckin April 5, 2017