purgatory

A part of the afterlife where souls are kept until they are allowed to enter heaven. Catholics (such as Dante Alighieri) believe in this because they think souls need to be clean before they can be allowed into heaven, as opposed to Protestants who believe that accepting Jesus as one's personal savior entitles one to heaven automatically no matter how filthy your soul is.

It is unpleasant and fiery like hell, but the souls there are not like the damned, in that they love God and are already saved. Part of the torment is the waiting. A "term" in purgatory can vary widely in length, from a few minutes to the end of the world, and in intensity, from "just slightly less bad than hell" to simply kept in a waiting room. Like prison, visitations by angels and saints are allowed for some souls.

Purgatory: because your sins have to be burned off.

Purgatory: the final processing.

Purgatory: a very unpleasant place, but at least you age in reverse.

Purgatory: hot time in the celestial big house.

by BGMan April 19, 2008

predatory pregnancy

The act of a woman secretly going off the pill in hopes of having her unknowing partner impregnate her and trapping him with a paternity suit and/or child support nine months later.

"Tim just got sued by his ex for child support for her new baby, even though they broke up a year ago. The paternity test was positive, and she hasn't been with anyone else since. This stinks of a predatory pregnancy."

by Dr. Claw March 3, 2009

Purgatory

Where one ends up when they're in a relationship that they're desperately trying to escape from; "Being stuck in limbo" unable to escape their relationship

"Man, being with her sometimes makes me feel like I"m in purgatory."

by Fox-kun January 7, 2008

The Predator

A sexual act where the male participant, while perfoming cunilingus, puts his first two fingers from his hands up to the respective sides of his mouth(google predator if you don't know what I'm talking about)-- whilst making a clicking, predator-like noise.

Verb: pred'ed

Jack totally used The Predator on Jill the other night!

No biggie, I've pred'ed her three or four times already.

by Pred'ed Her April 8, 2011

Gregatory

A very haunting place that every person named Greg has to go to.

It is where every other Greg has been experimented and released from the Gregatory.

When a Greg has gone wrong or malfunctioned, they had to go back to the Gregatory Mandatorily.

"Oh my god! That Greg is chinese and malfunctioning! He had to be put back to the Gregatory!"

by OniiChad February 25, 2019

Party Purgatory

The limbo-like state between a daytime activity (party, barbeque, crawfish boil, festivity, etc.)and a night time party.

Party Purgatory usually conveys the idea that one has yet to determine what night-time event to pursue.

Usually, the period of party purgatory is a good opportunity to catch a nap, meal, shower, or change of clothes.

Phone Call: "Hello...Yeah, we just got in from the Crawfish boil and are just hanging around the house for a little while.......No I don't know if we are going to the concert or to Sally's party yet. We are in Party Purgatory right now.

by The Mahatma December 27, 2008

My Predator Owns

A term used by The Flave to describe an innner sense of awesomeness that is really nonexistent. This happens by swearing up and down that the Predator was supposed to be in the new Batman movie. Your friends start making comments that they have cloaked Predators following them around and since The Flave is borderline retarded does not realize it is actually making fun of his mentally handicapped ass. Instead he goes around saying,"My Predator Owns," thinking he is cool. When in reality he is a welfare collecting drain on society.

The Flave:" I am so cool because my predator owns."

by PredatorChieftain December 14, 2010