Poverty franchise

A scumbag team full of scumbag fans and players who only really care when in contention. A franchise who used to have glory but clearly has been out of the glory days for so long that half of their “fans” who cheer for their team three nights a year have no memory of the glory days because they’ve sucked for so long.

The New York Yankees are such a poverty franchise dude. It’s hilarious.

by Shoeless Kemp October 22, 2019

poverty line

when ranking an individual out of 10, the poverty line separates the acceptable hookups (looked on favourably by your friendship group), from the people you should not even consider planting your seed in. If someone is above the poverty line they are objectively better than a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

"Fuck bro I got with this girl last night and she was below the poverty line, I feel violated".
"I fucked a guy last night, but don't worry he was above the poverty line".

by bigcocknoballs May 17, 2021

poverty abs

the abs on people who are skinny, especially those who are in poverty and starving.

He has poverty abs because he only eats one meal a day.

by masaplesrot December 30, 2019

Poverty Drip

An outfit or style of clothing that expresses the financial status of a person. Examples of Poverty drop include beater hood sneakers, old brand named clothing and knock off accessories or lack there of.

You see Charlie's wet Pumas? Them jawns balled the fuck up. Those ashy ass jeans and dingy ass fade (old haircut); that's poverty drip.

by SaintGianni September 28, 2019

poverty square

A saltine/soda cracker. A 2"x2" salted cracker punched with small holes made with baking soda.

After paying rent and tuition Roger was so broke he could only afford to eat poverty squares and peanut butter.

by SG Moves August 31, 2017

internet poverty

n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.

I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.

by TheBeagler December 3, 2013

Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.

"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."

by 193856288572 July 27, 2022