One using an alias, a hidden identity, oftentimes including transvestites, transgender, and transexual individuals.
while visiting a local club in Portland, I met the most beautiful woman in the world, to later find I was boobeared in portland, as she was really a man.
by maniacc January 06, 2007
When someone on a bike stops for a car because the car has the right of way, and then the car unnecessarily stops for the bike because the driver is being overly polite and cautious.
Hipster #1: "Dude, I had three Portland Standoffs on my ride back from Hawthorne!"
Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."
Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."
by sketchmeister December 03, 2012
a lamer version of being bored, that kind of bored one can only experience from living in portland. Feels like a big city, looks like a big city, but there still isn't shit to do. mountain biking, snowboarding, the beach. yeah...only if you want to drive a hour-plus to get there, and fight traffic on too small freeways filled with shitty california, washington, and other oregon idiot drivers.
the only thing that cures it is our Portland Weed. goods stuff!
the only thing that cures it is our Portland Weed. goods stuff!
Joe: wanna go see Big Name Band, at the Rose Garden tonight?
Bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there's nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.
Joe: what else then? i'm bored
Bob: yeah, Portland Bored.
Bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there's nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.
Joe: what else then? i'm bored
Bob: yeah, Portland Bored.
by Alpha Cleezy August 19, 2006
The act of regurgitating on ones penis for the purpose of lube, in leu of KY jelly (or other various lubes). First tried in Portland, OR; and the stomach acid burns the receiver's vaginal or anal areas making them blurt a ghastly howl.
Ben: "Dude, I was in a pinch so I pulled a Portland Howler."
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"
by haha ik right July 31, 2011
stipper fart, made popular in some of Portland Oregon's lower eschelon strip clubs where customers are always looking for the next 'hot idea' to go with their steak dinners
by doogiehowzit December 30, 2009
While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut
by loliconqueror69 August 30, 2019
When two, or more, hipsters go down on each other and scream as they both realize they have aids because they have not used contraceptive for the past 14 years.
by The Wall Breakers February 23, 2016