Porch Monkey

a nigger

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie

by quandale dingles cumslut May 9, 2022

Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.

"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"

by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022

Porch monkey

Romeo

Romeo is a porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

by Fischhead September 14, 2021