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dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.
As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.
by nurseblade September 26, 2006
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Poontang

The name also referring to a women's vaginal region
I can't wait to smash Nicki Minaj's Poontang
by My r3al name is ..... April 20, 2019
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Poontang

Vagina. Relating to South-East Asian women generally, specifically Vietnamese.
'Gon get me some poontang this evening.
by Bix006 February 2, 2019
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Poontang

That one word for sex that is better than all the others. Probably because it is just so fun to say.
"Hey man, you gonna get some POONTANG tonight"
"I sure fuckin' hope so"
by Poontang669 June 5, 2018
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Poontang

Pooping in a trash can and letting it sit there. Soon enough it will stink up your whole house.
I just took a giant poontang
by Ohohojoh July 13, 2017
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poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.
-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?
by the_wolfy March 14, 2014
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Poontang

A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time.

Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.

Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.

Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.

Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
by Malcom Hex March 30, 2021
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