For something to be 'poochy asf', it must be either resoundingly intuitive or utterly terrible. It's usage is entirely contextual.
Negative Usage
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf
Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf
Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!
by LucFisch October 16, 2022

What a female calls their 83 year old side hoe when she wants to sniffle upon said side hoe's poopy diaper.
Elder Hoe: Hey, I'm about to change my diaper.. I kind of had an oopsie in my diapy
Female: Actually Poochie I was wondering if I can get a wiff off that..
Elder Hoe: Oh sure!
The female proceeds to the bathroom to masterbate to the smell of Poochie's poo
Female: Actually Poochie I was wondering if I can get a wiff off that..
Elder Hoe: Oh sure!
The female proceeds to the bathroom to masterbate to the smell of Poochie's poo
by gaddlebabi August 17, 2022

A Poochy Pillow is a body pillow you sleep with. Not an ordinary body pillow, but a body pillow you must have every night.
by Pepppaaa October 1, 2023

The synonym of the word coochie
The word poochie comes from Latin terms of coochie. This sacred word is often used to describe the famale genitalia
The word poochie comes from Latin terms of coochie. This sacred word is often used to describe the famale genitalia
by XxBettyCrocker69Xx February 15, 2020

hg: i like this one nigga but i can’t talk to him rn , i gotta get a plan
hoochie poochie: you should talk to him
hoochie poochie decided she gone talk to them on the low and not tell hg
hoochie poochie: you should talk to him
hoochie poochie decided she gone talk to them on the low and not tell hg
by xyiaaa5 January 18, 2023

by Jimminiyjones October 31, 2021

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.
Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.
anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.
anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011
