poochy asf

For something to be 'poochy asf', it must be either resoundingly intuitive or utterly terrible. It's usage is entirely contextual.

Negative Usage
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf

Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!

by LucFisch October 16, 2022

Poochie

What a female calls their 83 year old side hoe when she wants to sniffle upon said side hoe's poopy diaper.

Elder Hoe: Hey, I'm about to change my diaper.. I kind of had an oopsie in my diapy

Female: Actually Poochie I was wondering if I can get a wiff off that..

Elder Hoe: Oh sure!

The female proceeds to the bathroom to masterbate to the smell of Poochie's poo

by gaddlebabi August 17, 2022

pookie poochie

the roblox username of a true roblox icon.

also sometimes an endearing nickname.

“i love u my pookie poochie”
“stoppp u literally put the pookie in poochie for me bbg don’t even”

by iwillswatanddoxupookiebear November 20, 2023

Poochie

Coochie excpt the hole just south. Poo, get it?

I think I want your poochie tonight.

by TowelieLama September 1, 2021

Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 29, 2014

Poochy

A dog's coochie

"Ew get your poochy breath out of my face"

by Jimminiyjones October 31, 2021

Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.

Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat

by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011