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poochy asf

For something to be 'poochy asf', it must be either resoundingly intuitive or utterly terrible. It's usage is entirely contextual.
Negative Usage
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf

Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!
by LucFisch October 16, 2022
mugGet the poochy asfmug.

Poochie

What a female calls their 83 year old side hoe when she wants to sniffle upon said side hoe's poopy diaper.
Elder Hoe: Hey, I'm about to change my diaper.. I kind of had an oopsie in my diapy

Female: Actually Poochie I was wondering if I can get a wiff off that..

Elder Hoe: Oh sure!

The female proceeds to the bathroom to masterbate to the smell of Poochie's poo
by gaddlebabi August 17, 2022
mugGet the Poochiemug.

Poochy Pillow

A Poochy Pillow is a body pillow you sleep with. Not an ordinary body pillow, but a body pillow you must have every night.
Jakob: Give me that Poochy Pillow!!!!

Jaden: DO NOT TOUCH MY POOCHY PILLOW!!!
by Pepppaaa October 1, 2023
mugGet the Poochy Pillowmug.

Poochie

The synonym of the word coochie
The word poochie comes from Latin terms of coochie. This sacred word is often used to describe the famale genitalia
Let yo poochie hang
Hey honey, did you wash your poochie today?
by XxBettyCrocker69Xx February 15, 2020
mugGet the Poochiemug.

hoochie poochie

a girl that messes around with they hgs niggas .
hg: i like this one nigga but i can’t talk to him rn , i gotta get a plan

hoochie poochie: you should talk to him

hoochie poochie decided she gone talk to them on the low and not tell hg
by xyiaaa5 January 18, 2023
mugGet the hoochie poochiemug.

Poochy

"Ew get your poochy breath out of my face"
by Jimminiyjones October 31, 2021
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Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.
Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011
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