Pontardawe

A rather small, pathetic village located in the Swansea vally, S. Wales. Lovingly refered to as Ponty by locals, although the real Ponty is, as we all know, Pontypridd, which is further west. The only good thing to highlight about this village is that I (rather thankfully) do not live there.

The focal point of this vilage is undoubtedly the chippie offering the best chips in the Swansea area.

"I'm going to Pontardwe to be bored"

by Duke of Earl January 28, 2005

pontiac

a very terrible piece of crap car possibly the worst ever built, they have problems right off the lot, waste of time and money stay away from the idiots who drive these joke cars.

hey like my new car? yea what is it? a Pontiac man...its got 7,000 miles on it and my power steering doesn't work and it needs a new catalytic converter

by jdm112 April 30, 2009

PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.

Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.

by JP February 1, 2005

pontiac grand prix

While the newer models have become more respectable and attractive, the models from the early 90s prove that Pontiac did not focus on form or function in its design. They are known to be unreliable, and are very unstable at speeds above 80 mph. The transmission is short-lived, and in third gear the entire ride will shake when your foot is not on the accelerator. The newer models have also improved the color options. They have expanded the spectrum to include more than just vintage-white, metallic aqua (made extremely popular by its cheap price due to it being extremely tacky), red, blue, and black.

Phil - "Hey Chris, can we take your 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix to school?"
Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"
Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"

by Pat Malloy September 16, 2008

Pontiac

A once great car that is loosing its quality and appeal due to lack of engineering and marketing.

Pontiacs were great cars when they made the Catalina, Star Chief, Firebird and Bonneville

by "Great One" owner August 26, 2003

pontiacing

scottish carbarian who achieves full sexual gratification from driving pontiac firebirds..must enter thru window..

hey, retard, what you doin today?

huhg.. oh, ill be pontiacing all day today and saterdee.

by BIGDIX77 February 26, 2011

ponta

A real stronger man, big dick and likes sex. He gets all the girls and the boys

Hot girl: Have you had sex with Jorge.
Other girl: Yes, but Ponta is so good in bed!

by Lixn December 11, 2016