Pinche Madre

Mexican phrase that would be equivalent to the english phrase "Mother Fucker". Can be used to express dissatisfaction or express pain. It is not as versatile as its english equivalent. For example: "Tu eres un pinche madre" would not make sense to a non-english speaking Mexican.
You don't have Patron Tequila? Pinche madre!
Pinche Madre, I just found out your sister has herpes!
Pinche madre, I smashed my thumb with the pinche martillo!
by Guerico August 15, 2009
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pinch of salt

the act of using finger nail to pinch a gentleman’s perineum so hard as to leave a bruise that remains for several days
Barbara was so angry that I said her mum's name whilst we were intimate, that she reached back and took a pinch of salt - right near my backside - I am still walking funny and can't sit down for love nor' money
by markymarkbrains May 24, 2017
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Perfect pinch

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.
"No worries on the shortage of toilet paper. I had a perfect pinch."
by OttoParts June 09, 2009
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pinche puta

pinche puta In Mexican Spanish this mean fucking whore (or bitch).
I heard that pinche puta was selling her ass in La Romana for $30 US. You couldn't pay me to fuck the fat ho.
by rodgster April 13, 2007
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Poor Pinch

Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.
I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.

My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009
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pinch hitter

Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.
Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008
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