petite baguette

Is another word for quebecer's (from Quebec) dick

*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette

*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!

by E_xd March 24, 2018

petite and supple

similar to 'submissive and breedable', worded less inappropriately

"You're looking petite and supple today :)"
"shut the fuck up oh my god"

by Teacuppi August 25, 2021

Peachy Petite

A girl with a small, compact frame with a curvy, well defined butt.

"She turned heads at the party with her **Peachy Petite** figure—a small frame, but with curves in all the right places."* 🍑✨

by RoRo Califas May 28, 2024

Pleasantly Petite

Describing something or someone that is charmingly small in size, delicate, and attractive, evoking a sense of delight and admiration due to their compact and appealing nature.

You're not short Martin you're pleasantly petite

by soggy_waffle_:) July 01, 2024

pleasantly petite

Describing something or someone that is charmingly small in size, delicate, and attractive, evoking a sense of delight and admiration due to their compact and appealing nature.

No you're not short darling you're pleasantly petite

by soggy_waffle_:) July 01, 2024

Psycho-petitive

A person who is so hyper-competitive to the point of being a borderline psycho. It can toxic trait to have, if it’s uncontrolled and direct at others. Though, it is trait that can help some thrive at certain activities, skills, or professions, especially if it is managed properly. Think of famous artists, politicians, superstar athletes, and celebrities.

Toddy is psycho-petitive at chess to the point that no one will play with him. He’s overly obsessed with winning at all costs, others cannot enjoy the game.

by Lakeriverside78 July 01, 2022

Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.

Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.

by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020