by BiggHomieWan January 20, 2020
Get the Yam Peruse mug.Jeff Pesos is what Jeff Bezos will become if he were to change his nationality to mexican and convert all his cash and assets into Pesos.
Person 1: Yo I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos
Person 2: What are you crazy?!!?
Person 1: Nah gringo I'm just moving up in Mexican culture
Person 2: Alright hermano! Take care!
Person 2: What are you crazy?!!?
Person 1: Nah gringo I'm just moving up in Mexican culture
Person 2: Alright hermano! Take care!
by Payday2CheeseBurger August 16, 2021
Get the Jeff Pesos mug.Another popular modern explorer from Argentina, who like Cristiano Columbus, has explored a lot of small countries like Hong Kong, Guatemala, Haiti, Bolivia and popularised football there with his penalties (though he missed some).
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
Get the Christopher Pessibus mug.commone phrase translating to "Yeah ok Peace" but with more confliction. Can be used in response to any question or any emotion.
by Louis the Batman January 20, 2009
Get the Cha K Pess mug.When most of the world hears pesos, they think Mexico, however the peso is traded in several other countries in Latin-America, in fact, some hispanics use the word pesos for the dollar in the United States, another sign of their silent conquest.
by Fuego Caliente March 24, 2010
Get the Pesos mug.A mistranslation of penis. Usually the word to be used in public so as to not get in legal trouble for saying penis in public.
"PENIS!"
"Hey! you're not supposed to say that in public!"
"Then what do I say?"
"PENUS!"
"Yeah!! Let's go do it in the bathroom!"
"Hey! you're not supposed to say that in public!"
"Then what do I say?"
"PENUS!"
"Yeah!! Let's go do it in the bathroom!"
by pipivagina September 6, 2009
Get the Penus mug.Another name for the ghost "Pessidog"
Can only be summoned in
1. Toulouse
2. Angers
3. Ajaccio
4. Brest
5. Clermont - Ferrand
Was last spotted at the Parc de Princes on the 3rd of April 2023 but disappeared when it realised Lyon was a big team.
Hasn't shown up in the Champions League since 2015
He was spotted in his ghost form in:
1. Liverpool 2019
2. Rome 2018
3. Turin 2017
3. Madrid 2016
4. Lisbon 2020
5. Paris 2021 (Where he resides now)
6. Madrid 2022
7. Munich 2023
8. Madrid 2014
9. Munich 2013
10. London 2012
11. Milan 2010
Can only be summoned in
1. Toulouse
2. Angers
3. Ajaccio
4. Brest
5. Clermont - Ferrand
Was last spotted at the Parc de Princes on the 3rd of April 2023 but disappeared when it realised Lyon was a big team.
Hasn't shown up in the Champions League since 2015
He was spotted in his ghost form in:
1. Liverpool 2019
2. Rome 2018
3. Turin 2017
3. Madrid 2016
4. Lisbon 2020
5. Paris 2021 (Where he resides now)
6. Madrid 2022
7. Munich 2023
8. Madrid 2014
9. Munich 2013
10. London 2012
11. Milan 2010
"Give my idol the chicken brest d'or bcuz he scored two goals vs them"
"Last night when I shouted "Penalty for Argentina, Pessi appeared and killed half the population of Estonia"
"Last night when I shouted "Penalty for Argentina, Pessi appeared and killed half the population of Estonia"
by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023
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