Mr. Italy himself. He makes pepperoni pizza for the entire class, and is overall a very nice bloke. He covers his iconic ginger hair with his Cochonou hat along with his fluorescent poncho, used for making rap videos with die Brüder. He will destroy you in Italian Fifa and match the best Mariokart players. His parents are never home; they're too afraid he'll shoot them with an airsoft gun. Hates Italian WW2 memes.
by Juan E. Burrito May 1, 2020

by Larryandniam November 5, 2020

Paul is a foreign guy with an accent who is creepy af. He usually takes out the trash in the pouring rain and stares at you while you are sitting in your car doing Bible study. A Paul wants any female to sit on his creepy lap. He drinks hot tea and has a chubby wife with missing fingers.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022
