The biggest stressor and contradictors in most kids life. Both the lazy-assed kids like myself and the smart A+ students don't get cut any slack from parents. Take the examples.
Jeff's Parents(Smart kid): Jeff you got an 88 for Honors SS this quarter, 2 weeks detention buddy!
Joe's Parents(Dumb Kid): Why are you up at 11:00 PM doing Homework? *Blah Blah Blah*
Jeff's Thoughts: Jesus christ are you kidding me dumb fucks i care about my grades why do they have to?? They're not even helping me!!
Joe's thoughts: Uhhm get the fuck out of my room you dumb bitches i don't need you i get the work done it just takes a while
Joe's Parents(Dumb Kid): Why are you up at 11:00 PM doing Homework? *Blah Blah Blah*
Jeff's Thoughts: Jesus christ are you kidding me dumb fucks i care about my grades why do they have to?? They're not even helping me!!
Joe's thoughts: Uhhm get the fuck out of my room you dumb bitches i don't need you i get the work done it just takes a while
by Jon Shwartz May 25, 2007
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A bi-annual night of stress, guilt and recrimination where stressed out/ tired teachers who have spent the night frantically marking books converse with defensive / stressed parents who feel like they're being judged.
Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.
They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.
Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.
Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.
They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.
Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.
5 hours into a normal Parents' Evening
Teacher: Good Evening. I'm Mr. Blake.
Parent: Hi
Teacher: You must be here to talk about...
Parent: Yeah
4 minutes later
Teacher: (still not 100% who's parent this is)...so definate progress has been made which is pleasing and bodes well for next year...
Parent: (None the wizer but pleased they've not been called bad parents to their faces) Thanks
Teacher: (Lying) Feel free to drop by at any time if you have any concerns.
Parent: (Lying) Thanks I will.
Teacher: Good Evening. I'm Mr. Blake.
Parent: Hi
Teacher: You must be here to talk about...
Parent: Yeah
4 minutes later
Teacher: (still not 100% who's parent this is)...so definate progress has been made which is pleasing and bodes well for next year...
Parent: (None the wizer but pleased they've not been called bad parents to their faces) Thanks
Teacher: (Lying) Feel free to drop by at any time if you have any concerns.
Parent: (Lying) Thanks I will.
by teeecher May 3, 2011
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Get the FUCK PARENTS mug.1)People who have sex and somehow think that makes them qualified to rule over your life.
2)People who think that your privacy dosent matter cause you're younger than them.
3)people who set an AMAZING example of following their own directions/house rules!
4)people who think that your two days off of school are,"let's wake up early and get a fresh start!" Days and, "let's go do something that I know full well you don't want to do!" Days.
5)people who think that it's okay to tell you how to and not to dress, what type of music you can and can't listen to, and what you can and can't do while you are in the "comfort" of your own home ruining any individuality you had left in this already crushing society.
6)people who tell you that you have to "earn" the right to do things that you already should have the right to do.
7) and lastly, people who unintentionally worsen any mental illnesses you already might have such as anxiety, depression, bipolar disorder, ect.
2)People who think that your privacy dosent matter cause you're younger than them.
3)people who set an AMAZING example of following their own directions/house rules!
4)people who think that your two days off of school are,"let's wake up early and get a fresh start!" Days and, "let's go do something that I know full well you don't want to do!" Days.
5)people who think that it's okay to tell you how to and not to dress, what type of music you can and can't listen to, and what you can and can't do while you are in the "comfort" of your own home ruining any individuality you had left in this already crushing society.
6)people who tell you that you have to "earn" the right to do things that you already should have the right to do.
7) and lastly, people who unintentionally worsen any mental illnesses you already might have such as anxiety, depression, bipolar disorder, ect.
My parents just made me spend my entire fucking weekend doing chores and "earning my right to do shit"
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Delaware State Teacher of the Year 1987
Also known as P-Dog, or simply "P"
Delaware State Teacher of the Year 1987
Also known as P-Dog, or simply "P"
Student 1: Mr. Parets yelled at me and it was totally unfair!
Student 2: Weren't you drinking?
Student 1: ...Yeah.
Student 2: Exactly.
Student 1: Well, I guess I was being a dumbass. I actually should go thank him. He's just looking out for me, and making me a better person.
Student 2: Weren't you drinking?
Student 1: ...Yeah.
Student 2: Exactly.
Student 1: Well, I guess I was being a dumbass. I actually should go thank him. He's just looking out for me, and making me a better person.
by Tiger March 5, 2005
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