Pride

Is a good thing to have,

But don't overdose on it. Pride can lead to the worst choice in your life. To never take the chance to reconcile a friendship that should have meant the world to keep.

by ILUJCND April 16, 2010

slut pride

Coined by comedian Margaret Cho.

In light of black pride, gay pride, feminism, and the like, slut pride is the final fronteer: the liberation and empowerment of the sexually loose.

Icons of slut pride could include "Sex and the City", Kim Cattrall, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and so forth.

"...And so I wondered 'Am I gay or am I straight?', and then I realized: I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? What about slut pride?!"

In honor of the "dykes on bikes" at gay pride, the slut pride parade could open with the "chicks on tricks"- men walking while carrying the women who are having sex with them.

by Lorelili February 16, 2009

parisero

A puerto rican term for a person who like to party a lot. A spanglish slang word similar to party animal

Oye, tu pareces un tremendo parisero!!

by rubenva September 11, 2009

pardew

Dumb ass motherfucker. Face looking like broken promises, fingers looking like rusks.

Why you being such a pardew?

OR

That guy with the monobrow looks like such a pardew.

by NotPardew December 9, 2013

AIDS Parade

A derogatory term often used while sitting in traffic referring to the cars between you and your destination. An AIDS parade is generally held every weekend from December through March on I-70 in Colorado. This term can also be used as a derogatory colloquialism expressing a great distaste for ones life, mannerisms, or actions.

Damnit Jew, would you look at this AIDS parade in front of us?

Jew, you really are a fucking one man AIDS Parade!

by TiredReality July 22, 2009

Snatch Parade

When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.

1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"

2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"

by Dylbinator October 13, 2010

parade rest

A drill and ceremony position executed from the position of attention. It has nothing to do with attractive women and doesn't remotely refer to standing at attention. It is also used when speaking to a non-commissioned officer who is ranked higher than you.

Solider: Hey 1st Sergeant, what time is final formation?
NCO: Soldier, you better stand at fucking parade rest when you address the 1st Sergeant. You know what, get the fuck down and push!
Soldier: Goddamnit.

by Schwaka0 March 2, 2016