Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

Max, that little annoying parasite

An annoying parasite which feeds of people and annoys everyone it comes to contact with.

Bob: "Oh God , Max, that little annoying parasite messaged me again."
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"

by Max the parasite July 5, 2020

Inter-dimensional Parasite

Formless energy feeding entity that clings on to host. Backstory: Beyond the reaches of light exists the vast darkness of space, within that darkness exists ancient beings whom have long lost their connection to source. Starved, these entities search out their victims across space and time and prey on those whom not yet fully realized their divinity within. These parasites possess the ability to make their hosts experience delusions and manifestations of fear. As the host experiences the negative perception unknowingly influenced by this toxic attachment, the parasite then feeds on the emotional output/fear of the host to sustain its own existence. Darkness only thrives when the light forgets itself. The beings are widely well known but are greatly misunderstood and misinterpreted. Many refer to these experiences as “bad trips”, delulus, demons, parasites, negative outlook, possession. Common side effects (not all listed) can be seen as change in identity(negative), depression, chronic constipation, addiction, anger, resentment, hyper sexuality, identity oriented around sexuality, multiple personalities, resistance towards positive change, romanticization of pain,

To shed/get rid of these inter-dimensional parasites one must maintain their inner light. Perception of reality is not a reflection of reality but a reflection of one’s own mind. What we think others are isn’t what they are but what we are. One must override their own internal story and actively push to believe a more positive understanding of the nature around them. It is possible for assistance in removing these parasites but only possible through the Light of a true heart. An awakened individual that recognizes the difference in projection from others and how reality is shaped through what we consciously believe to be real. There is no timetable for how long the process will take, only known that through close proximity to the auric field of True light can vaporize and transmute these parasites.

by ElijahBDavid August 21, 2025

Parasitic Link

Documents that have unwanted and un-needed links that make it tough to edit or save in the cloud. Almost a guarantee the finance team have meddled...

This excel sheet is full of parasitic links, I'm giving it the booster shoot and sending back for cleaning

by _gnt4breakfast September 1, 2025

Parasite

In DayZ - A person dressed in full military gear, has at least two fully kitted automatic rifles, doesn't speak to you, dances around infront of you like he has ants in his pants, asks you at least five times if you have any 55.6 to trade and tells you that he is a soldier. When asked, doesn't know what an MOS is and proceeds to ask you for ammunition before sprinting off into the horizon, never to be seen again until you restock your tents.

Wow, that guy's a fucking parasite. All he wanted was ammo for his five guns.

by RoryDayZRP September 21, 2017

parasitic parasite

an individual who lives off someone who lives off the state

there's Nick the wet nurse parasitic parasite pushing the one legged amputee around 🦽...

by kramallan February 20, 2024