Pandemic Perfume

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.

“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”

by justanoldguy November 15, 2009

pandemicking

The act of shopping or otherwise preparing for a pandemic, but doing so in a too-late stressed-out manner, thus not getting much and further contributing to the chaos.

I had better get to the store before the pandemicking starts

by Levisan March 16, 2020

Pandemonium

The capital of Hell in John Milton's epic poem Paradise Lost: "Pandemonium, the High Capital, of Satan and his Peers".
Humanity collapsing into chaos from a rampant and uncontrollable pandemic.

Almost broken by another 12-hour nursing shift, she could foresee a world devastated by the pandemic, ungoverned civilization - what was left of it - thrown into Pandemonium.

by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020

Pandemaholic

A person who, due to a pandemic quarantine, becomes an excessive drinker of alcoholic beverages; A borderline alcoholic.

Marie rarely drank alcohol before the Covid 19, but now she has become a pandemaholic.

by Bigger Crowds In Your Bar April 23, 2020

Pandemi Moore

A name one would give a middle aged woman looking at the young boys in her neighborhood like they are meat during a pandemic.

I caught my wife checking out the neighbors teenage son through the window. I told her “Step away from the window Pandemi Moore.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

pansexual

one who is attracted to kitchenware

oh my god im so horny i think ill have pansexual sex with this pot

by a random guy that likes pizza December 12, 2019

pansexual

loving a person for WHO they are and not what they are
;
wishes to be compatable through mind.

true love

"I love YOU for who you are."

by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004