foot patrol

When your ass has no ride or any other means of transportation and is forced to walk.

I'll be there in twenty im on foot patrol.

by Robert T February 23, 2007

porkchop patrol

The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.

Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.

Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?

Citizen:
No.

Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?

Citizen:
It aint mine

by elves June 28, 2004

dawn patrol

WW1 phenomenon in which pilots got up extremely early - usually 3 a.m. - ate a greasy English fried breakfast, then went aloft 1/2 hour before sunrise to look for Huns (Germans) on the ground or in the air. In general, refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Billy Bishop did a dawn patrol looking for Krauts.

by Jake April 17, 2004

poop patroller

a derrogatory word for a gay man.

Dude, you're a poop patroller!

by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010

Couch Patrol

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

by Big N64 February 25, 2009

Cool Patrol

The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.

Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol

by E.M.V.J.J October 10, 2017

patrol the hole

When a designated wing man will scout a trout

'Oi mate can you keep an eye on when Bobby brown turns 16'

'Yeah I'll patrol the hole'

by EWatson4eva September 25, 2017