During sex, right before the man releases his "manly juices", he picks up a Pastel de Nata, takes out the cream and fills it with his own personal brand cream and feeds it to his partner.
by HidalgoHimself January 10, 2019
That sweet band from colorado, After The Murder, Has a sweet song called The Portuguese Breakfast; It makes me wanna 2-Step!
by After The Murder January 31, 2007
During a long holiday weekend, having ejaculated into the rectum and/or vagina of a sexual partner, one goes down to perform anal/cunnilingus on the recipient of several spent loads while said partner is still asleep. Upon waking to the feelings of intense pleasure, said partner coughs or sneezes, thus ejecting the thickened remnants of seminal fluid into the mouth of his or her partner.
Jack was so hungry for Gary's sweet ring steak that he neglected to wake him before going downtown. Upon waking to the throes of pleasure, Gary coughed, treating his lover to a rather generous Portuguese Breakfast.
by spacehead74 November 25, 2019
Wrapping a large number of rubber bands around a penis until it is bloated and turning black. Usually very painful and can result in the loss of a penis.
by chemist_v August 17, 2010
Some of the most beautiful poems ever Written. Take Carla Mirandes for example. She has Written ÀREA SINISTRADA which is one of her best.
Ao lado da estrada, uma campaínho do Rato Mickey, está ali a sorrir por detrás fragmentos do farol dianteiro! Wonder Portuguese Poetry.
by Nìce de Français May 24, 2008
when you throw a lit cigarette butt onto a wall or sidewalk thusly creating an explosion of flaming ground tobacco resembling a fireworks display
a person of Portuguese descent throws a lit cigarette butt onto a wall and says "Hey! Look! Portuguese fireworks!"
by ayoforyayo August 14, 2008
When you are smelling badly instead of having a shower, you just spray youself with deodrant.
The phrase is predomantly used in angola, as it ilustrates the hatred angolians fell towards the portuguese.
The phrase is predomantly used in angola, as it ilustrates the hatred angolians fell towards the portuguese.
'Oh hi guys, mind if i take a quick portuguese wash?'
'Hes such as dirty bastard look at him take a portuguese wash'
'Hes such as dirty bastard look at him take a portuguese wash'
by John Ferguson August 04, 2006