Pished

Out of yer heed drunk; Lit, turnt, hammered, sideways etc.

Pished is the Scottish slang term for Absolutely smashed Drunk.

My folks were so pished I had to pick them up from happy hour.

by TheBecky November 12, 2021

Pish

Adjective for people who eat a 12 pack of hot cross buns to themselves

Youre pish xox

by Karla the nob February 28, 2022

Pish

Dundee FC Are Pish and are a lot worse then there Rivals Dundee United who are not pish

Seen that Dundee FC team, there total pish eh

by James McPake October 16, 2021

Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.

"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

pish stain

1. pish stain - urine stain

2. pish stained - adjective describing something with a pish stain on it (usually clothing)

1. Check that cunt wae his fucking pish stained trackies what an actual tramp.

2. dinny sit doon there there's a fucking pish stain oan it!

by pureactualbawbag June 26, 2018

pish bucket

something not very good
another word for "crap"

"i broke the TV"

"Oh pish bucket"

by tiny jane June 10, 2007

pish easy

Pure easy in Scottish slang

'bet yae a tenner ah can walk unner this table''aye right''there we go, pish easy'

by Scottisharchangel March 6, 2017