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Midieval Bag pipes

This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.
At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....
by Elishiuos May 25, 2006
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pouring liquid draino in the pipes

performing anal sex with a constipated female, thus cleaning out her pipes
me and my girl got caught pouring liquid draino in the pipes because she farted on my dick
by shaddy July 16, 2006
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Penis Pipes

The abdominal external oblique muscle.

Its that muscle just above your hip bone that, typically on a really jacked guy, sticks out and leads down to the crotch area
John is so ripped, you can see his penis pipes even when he's wearing a shirt!

omg what a hot bod, he has amazing penis pipes.
by buzzzzz123 May 11, 2009
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loose pipes

That bitch has loose pipes, she'll do anything for a nickel.
by factsrtrue March 24, 2016
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Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !
by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017
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smacking pipes

When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.
“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”
by XineOhp January 10, 2018
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comfy pipes

Pipes that are in the welding shop
Did You see the comfy pipes today?
by My comfy pipes April 22, 2019
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