Photoshop blindness

The inability to notice that badly photoshopped images have been altered. Often combined with a strong belief that it's real, while ignoring or being in denial of anyone pointing out obvious signs of alteration.

"This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."
"No dude, those tits are totally real. They look just like my ex girlfriend's."
"You must have photoshop blindness if you can't see that this is shopped."

by Quantumloaf May 28, 2017

Photoshop UnsexyRoller

A particular chatter who poses as a female and photoshops pics to convince chatters that he is female. He often asks straight men for dick pics to blackmail them with later.

Photoshop UnsexyRoller should give up his game.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

Photoshop trick

The equivelent of trick photography except using computer software called Photoshop.

The term is usually only spoken by a mac user (definition 4) who thinks that Photoshop is the only image editing software in existance.

That's not real, it's a Photoshop trick

by Bidju Vensetaseshan April 21, 2005

Photoshop

People who are only cool on social media. They front like they are really awesome have it going on, but when you meet them in person they are wack, usually on their phone the whole time.
They have nothing going for them, except their social media presence.

Man I thought Rob was a cool guy turns out he was photoshop.

by Sleev3s August 7, 2017

5 Second Photoshop

The five second act of ejaculation in which an individual's face is transformed from normal to cum-ridden.

After we do doggy-style, can I give you a 5 second photoshop?

by First_and_Last_Post July 13, 2016

Photoshop Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to create a photo in Photoshop after someone mentions "it would be cool if..."

"It would be really cool if someone added a Starbucks cup to the Iron Throne in 'Game of Thrones'."
"Damnit, Andrea! You just set off my Photoshop Tourette's! Now I have to go make that!"

by czehner May 10, 2019

Photoshop

Used by thots that can’t live with there own bodies, so they use apps to look “better”.

Thots cannot simply beat the troops with photoshop.

by Tyler0098 July 10, 2019