Verb: To translate; Taking extremely offensive language and translating it into a socially acceptable (PC) version of said language.
Pre-translation: Hey Assfucker, gimme the watch or I'll skull-fuck your granny!
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?
Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"
Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?
Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"
Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...
by frostedchaos.com August 30, 2004
Get the pg-13'edmug. A crap so pungent it requires you to warn the next bathroom user. The warning should include a reason for the rating.
"Be careful, I just took a PG-13 dump in there. It was rated for mild violence and suggestive themes."
"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."
"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."
by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008
Get the PG-13 dumpmug. The need to employ a self imposed censorship on utilizing expletives when having a conversation with a friend in the presence of adults and/or uptight people.
by Royhame, Williams May 8, 2008
Get the PG (Parental Guidance)mug. "Things went well with Tina last night. We PG-rated consummated."
Or this term can be mixed with the term GOMO to clarify.
"We PG-rated consummated, but we weren't GOMO.
Or this term can be mixed with the term GOMO to clarify.
"We PG-rated consummated, but we weren't GOMO.
by Joel Cathey June 10, 2007
Get the PG-rated consummatedmug. "Hey, Steve, I really liked those pictures you posted to my Facebook page, but cool it ... I'm looking for work and I gotta keep a PG rating."
by The Mind of Matt September 1, 2009
Get the keep a PG ratingmug. When you see an old friend girl at the bar who has let them self go you say to your friend i saw so and so at the bar last night but shes gone PG^2 ( squared ).
by hensdog January 23, 2012
Get the PG^2 ( squared )mug. by CARLITO9000 January 22, 2019
Get the Family Friendly PGmug.