Penetration funk

Subgenre of funk having a groove so funky smooth mere mortals achieve instant uncontrollable arousal.

She was a bad motherfunker from the start, but the sweet sounds of penetration funk transformed her into a human sex machine.

by Piss pot McDougal December 26, 2015

Asshole Penetration

when a dick comes in and out of the asshole. OR when the dick enters the asshole at a very fast rate.

hey Kimberly i could really use some asshole penetration right now because im really horney.

by theassholepenetrator May 14, 2012

Penetrator 5000

Another word for penis when regarding it's amazingness and huge size

Stevie: How was your date last night?
Jim: It went well if you know what I mean.
Stevie: You give her the Penetrator 5000?
Jim: Hell Yeah!

by theoneandonlysa November 24, 2014

Penetration Queen

A girl for whom clitoral stimulation does very little. Penetration is the sole means of getting this kind of chick off. People will often refer to this type of woman's clitoris as "broken."

Man, I was messing around with Melissa last night and when I went down on her, she totally pulled me away and shut it down. I couldn't figure out what was going on. Who doesn't want a man to give them oral?! I ended up fucking her proper-like and she got off plenty. We talked about it after and it turns out that she's a penetration queen. Stimulating her clit does absolutely nothing for her.

by J-Effit October 25, 2013

Penetration center

-A room (usually a shower or a locker room) filled with naked gay guys with their blazing lances up each other's poop chutes. Or the bullseye of a lady's naughty hole.

- Everyday I was locked away this big Shaq looking guy would always eye me down and I knew that he was going to take me to pound town in the penetration center at shower time.

-Yeah the lady's call me the One Eye Willy sex cowboy probably because everytime I bed with them I always hit them in their penetration center the first try.

by Giggister March 1, 2019

anally penetrated

A term used when a person has totally owned something, or done really well. Usually used in reference to a test, sport, or other personal trial. The term can be reversed to imply failure.

"Dude, how did you do on that test?"
"I totally anally penetrated it, I got a 99%!!"

or:

"How was your hockey game?"
"Ugh, we lost 0-11, the other team totally anally penetrated our goalie!"

by Babisarous Sex February 17, 2009

Optical Penetration

When a male inserts his penis through one of his partner's eye socket and begins to stroke as if he was having regular sexual intercourse.

Matty Roberto- I performed optical penetration on an honors student and my seman got caught in her brain so bad she forgot how to do fractions

by Benyahoe Dover May 17, 2009