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orangutan tang 

a girl with red hair. more than likely curtains matching the drapes situation.
She's a "fire crotch"

Oh you mean an orangutan tang
orangutan tang by B stas January 11, 2008

Orangutangititis 

A physical problem in which a persons arms are so long that they can touch their knees without bending over.
Fred: holy shit! That guys arms are so long!
Jim: Yeah man, he must have Orangutangititis

orangutan patch 

A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.
Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.
orangutan patch by drink91 April 17, 2010

Orangutan gang 

A quartet of guys that have bigger balls than an Orangutan.
Those guys are an orangutan gang, they threw down tonight.
Orangutan gang by Westminster frat November 25, 2018
a documentary on the daily life of Donald trumps genitailia, including crabs
that documentary 'orangutan' is god awful.
orangutan by dossiedockett November 19, 2019
A large, fat monkey (usually the color of an orange) that makes ze noise DEEPEE.
Humans: oh look at the monkey!
Orangutan: Deepee you little madafrickers
Orangutan by Aly._.P January 23, 2020