Optimus Rhyme

The combination of two totally unrelated things that, when mixed together, create a retarded hell-spawned abomination of god.

a. "Dude, I've decided to mix my love for hip hop and transformers!"

"Oh god..."

"And I'm calling myself Optimus Rhyme!"

"Oh christ..."

b. "Dude, putting chocolate covered hotdogs on your pizza is a mistake. A Real Optimus Rhyme, dude."

by Ken Hanley July 26, 2006

Optimus Grime

The grossest level possible. An insult used on only the grimeyst of the grimey. Similar to janky except to a far worse degree. Intended to insult the biggest slut in your area.

John: "Dude, I heard Margaret willingly hooked up with six dudes at once in a cemetary!"

David: "Probably - They don't call her Optimus Grime for no reason."

by Roddoesitbig October 5, 2010

Optimus Prime

Transgender ppl who r also bisexual and every other gender there is

Wow its optimus prime

by Hicklenators July 23, 2020

Optimus PRIME

While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.

I was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was...Optimus PRIME... I blew a load all over our parakeet.

by Darren Patrick Star September 9, 2016

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Optimus Love

A guy who totally transforms as soon as he enters a relationship or when his girl is around.

"I haven't seen that dude for a month, he used to be at the pub every weekend..."

"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."

"Guys, football and beer anyone?"

"Hi Darling..."

(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"

by Petrosilius Zwackelmann April 12, 2017

optimusamicustaphobia

Fear of being in love with your best friend...It might hurt your relationship with the person, especially if your best friend is the same gender and their orientation isn’t homosexual. And if you openly say you like the same gender, they might stay away from you and you end up lonely, leading to phobias such as claustrophobia or mono-phobia.

Leah suffers from optimusamicustaphobia, therefore, she cannot tell her best friend how she truly feels.

by Haely Selarom November 17, 2019