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Wand of Chaos

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.
by Titty Bar Barry October 17, 2010
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Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.
Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.
by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023
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D-Wand

D-Wand

A high-powered air wand made by the good people a Dyson that is very useful for drying hard-to-reach places if nozzling gets a bit out of hand.
"I was in Dubai recently and, naturally, did some nozzingly. Went a bit overboard, and TP simply would not have suffice. Boy was I happy they had a D-Wand."
by Ligua Frank-a June 5, 2014
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lady wand

A the word lady wand is used to describe when a person sticks a rusty garden hose up their vagina turn it to full blast and feel their body fill up like a water ballon.
One day Sammy was extremely horny and wanted to fill her self with water so she used the “lady wand” to get down to buissness.
by JohnGreen69 April 1, 2019
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Mascara wand

According to Tik tok “mascara wand” refers to a man’s genitals, and the “tube” being a women’s genitals.
“My boyfriend put his mascara wand in to someone else’s tube”
by Dishwater February 26, 2023
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Cyclic wand

A person who bums golden trophy on recroom with his boy freind Cosmo he doesn’t stop getting 69 minutes and is always up to suck you off in point battles
by Little laser bummer February 25, 2022
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Banger wand

Adopted by the Ozark garden walk consortium as a critical tool required in the process of dab or wax consumption. Banger wands can be of various design and style but the purpose of the tool is to scoot the substance from its packaging and to stir it into a glowing banger.
The only way to safely put the the dab into that glowing red banger is with a banger wand
by TwogunsTony October 6, 2022
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