Dress the Throne

Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.

I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.

I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.

by Seuodikno September 16, 2019

throne fury

The act of sitting on the toilet after being woken up thanks to poop sweats, trying to take a dump that's way more fart than poop. This can go on anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours causing said pooper to get furious while echoing a fury of farts when he/she just wants to be done so they can go back to bed!

He was so tired this morning after having throne fury for over an hour last night!

by KiLZiL December 14, 2017

Duke-throne

A toilet

Susan couldn’t wait to sit her ass down on her new duke-throne

by Lickaningi April 22, 2018

Nolan Throne

Grade A choker. Usually performs very well up until the time it counts, usually in a high stakes event such as a wrestling match to go to state. Can count on them until it really matters, and usually is illiterate.

Jeez, Hild really pulled a Nolan Throne this year in the state finals! He did last year, too. And the year before..

by T Fleet March 16, 2017

Game of thrones

The show that no matter what character you like they will be sure to die.

Guy 1: Yeah you hear about how ... In game of thrones died
Guy 2: dude everybody dies get used to it

by Dat boi pk March 11, 2019

Game of Thrones

The sexual act where a lady enters a mens bathroom and proceeds to have sex with each man on a toilet(ignoring all the rest). When the man is about to climax, said lady moves on to the next stall.

Jason, your girlfriend Lisa played the game of thrones last night. In Cheesecake factory.

by TomAnkhs August 26, 2013

The Texas Throne

The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.

Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!

by Shiny Wooloo May 10, 2022