groan throne

The official seat for making dramatic sounds as you excrete, i.e. toilet.

What is that noise, is someone dying in there?! It's okay, Fred's just on the groan throne.

by HeavenOnEarth July 6, 2016

so throne

Best of the BEST. example of perfection.

"Lauras style is so throne." ^^^ "we so throne, we own the night." ^^^ "Domino's pizza is SO THRONE"

by thatLO October 26, 2013

A Bloody Throne

When your in public and your menstrual pad leaks and the blood goes all over the chair you are sitting on

T-" I got a bloody Throne today..." Mark-"Oh no how awful!"

by <3mark March 31, 2019

throne fury

The act of sitting on the toilet after being woken up thanks to poop sweats, trying to take a dump that's way more fart than poop. This can go on anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours causing said pooper to get furious while echoing a fury of farts when he/she just wants to be done so they can go back to bed!

He was so tired this morning after having throne fury for over an hour last night!

by KiLZiL December 14, 2017

Duke-throne

A toilet

Susan couldn’t wait to sit her ass down on her new duke-throne

by Lickaningi April 22, 2018

Game of Thrones

The sexual act where a lady enters a mens bathroom and proceeds to have sex with each man on a toilet(ignoring all the rest). When the man is about to climax, said lady moves on to the next stall.

Jason, your girlfriend Lisa played the game of thrones last night. In Cheesecake factory.

by TomAnkhs August 26, 2013

The Texas Throne

The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.

Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!

by Shiny Wooloo May 10, 2022