The Woke Scale

Announcing that oneself is "woke" actually makes him / her less woke. The more that one self-proclaims "woke-ness" the less woke that person is in reality. This is the essence of the "woke scale," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)

Stacy: "Wow guys, I am so woke it is crazy."
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"

by humblemike October 6, 2019

scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

by xoorox September 15, 2010

Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009

Echino Scale

The Echino scale assigns a single number to quantify the amount of gayness in an individual or event.

The Machine was clearly a 8.5 on the Echino scale. I haven't seen that many chaps since the gay pride parade.

by IamMcShovin December 8, 2010

Farmville Scale

The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.

Her farm on farmville is huge, but using the farmville scale she must be a loser.

by Fuzzylump August 26, 2010

Chang Scale

The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.

The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal

Hope: Dude, I'm so high

Johnna: Wait, how high?

Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5

Johnna: Nice!

by swagattack789 November 21, 2017

Budweiser scale

The number of Clydesdale horses it takes to pull a girl off your face while dining at the Y.

She's not a 10, she's a 20 - On the Budweiser scale.

by Gander Commander September 6, 2016