Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 23, 2017

Jeremy: 'did you see Ellie the other day? She seemed soooo happy and kool'.
Leticia: 'Hell to tha yeah. Not suprising, given gurl got dat hookup to the best premium skunk stash this side of town'.
Leticia: 'Hell to tha yeah. Not suprising, given gurl got dat hookup to the best premium skunk stash this side of town'.
by Rose Rage January 15, 2018

ronaa: aubrey plaza is so premium, her name itself has plaza
roonie: right!
ronaa: but I'm premiumer.
roonie: right!
ronaa: but I'm premiumer.
by theonlinoobmaster69 August 25, 2025

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.
Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:
- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:
- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
by datagirl July 6, 2016

by anonymous December 15, 2020

The Highest (or perhaps Lowest) Kind of Brat in the eyes of the Dom, However it may be said that one such brat is also Known as Anastasia August for her outlandish behavior when not wishing to ask nicely for head pats and butt rubs.
by ImpyButt October 23, 2020

by Kr47y February 24, 2020
