The Canterbury “hellfire tour” 2009
1. have sex in weird places at least twice in one night
2. must shag as many races and genders as possible
3. come drinking with the pirate socirty after getting fake I.D. (and survive)
4. dress up as a legionnaire (or similar) and storm Chaucer/anselms school reception with at least two other people screaming “I DEMAND SATISFACTION!” until thrown out
5. walk into mcdonalds wearing only a box, and drop it saying in a scottish accent “TAKE A TASTE OF THIS BIG MAC!” and run out
6. have a nervous breakdown in ann summers
7. hold up a sigh saying “free sex women/men only” (depending on preference)
8. use one of Nathan blackalls chat up lines successfully
9. shit in a bag, set it on fire, put it on a doorstep, ring the doorbell and run
10. army crawl across a zebra crossing taking at least two minutes
11. run down the highstreet with a sock around the dong and a hood and cape
12. wear a gimp mask and leather harness and be walked through Canterbury on a leash
13. fit as many passing pedestrians into a phonebox as possible
14. organised practical joke on a member of the public
15. 1 person dresses as a squirrel chases another person (dressed as a nut seller) through Canterbury while the nut-seller screams “he’s after my nuts!”
16. attend a wedding/funeral uninvited dressed as death
etc.
Extra points are awarded for wearing fairy wings during the challenges, 3 points per challenge, this is known as “the fairy-wing bonus”
1. have sex in weird places at least twice in one night
2. must shag as many races and genders as possible
3. come drinking with the pirate socirty after getting fake I.D. (and survive)
4. dress up as a legionnaire (or similar) and storm Chaucer/anselms school reception with at least two other people screaming “I DEMAND SATISFACTION!” until thrown out
5. walk into mcdonalds wearing only a box, and drop it saying in a scottish accent “TAKE A TASTE OF THIS BIG MAC!” and run out
6. have a nervous breakdown in ann summers
7. hold up a sigh saying “free sex women/men only” (depending on preference)
8. use one of Nathan blackalls chat up lines successfully
9. shit in a bag, set it on fire, put it on a doorstep, ring the doorbell and run
10. army crawl across a zebra crossing taking at least two minutes
11. run down the highstreet with a sock around the dong and a hood and cape
12. wear a gimp mask and leather harness and be walked through Canterbury on a leash
13. fit as many passing pedestrians into a phonebox as possible
14. organised practical joke on a member of the public
15. 1 person dresses as a squirrel chases another person (dressed as a nut seller) through Canterbury while the nut-seller screams “he’s after my nuts!”
16. attend a wedding/funeral uninvited dressed as death
etc.
Extra points are awarded for wearing fairy wings during the challenges, 3 points per challenge, this is known as “the fairy-wing bonus”
by Lunit October 21, 2009
A concert composed of various other concerts, where people can wear whatever they want, say whatever they want & basically do whatever they want.
Smoke.Drink.Eat.Party.Be Merry.Its All Good.
Smoke.Drink.Eat.Party.Be Merry.Its All Good.
Sammy: Hey bro what's up?
Joey: My summer has sucked so badly, I barely did anything and my parents are always working so I couldn't go anywhere
Sammy: Well at least you have one thing to look forward to
Joey: HELL YES! WARPED TOUR BABY!!
Both: *high fives* =
Joey: My summer has sucked so badly, I barely did anything and my parents are always working so I couldn't go anywhere
Sammy: Well at least you have one thing to look forward to
Joey: HELL YES! WARPED TOUR BABY!!
Both: *high fives* =
by the1whogotaway August 26, 2009
1) A term used to describe the act of cruising a red light district without any intention of actually picking up a whore, you just drive around and look at those skanky assed hookers and laugh at the state of them and wonder what on earth could possess someone to pay for that kind of shit.
You may also chose to drive at the kind of speed that makes them think that you may be in the market, watch them start to approach you car and speed off. Laughing.
2) The act of showing someone around a local red light district so they may see what kind of merchandise is on offer. This is particularly useful when you have lonely relatives in from out of town.
You may also chose to drive at the kind of speed that makes them think that you may be in the market, watch them start to approach you car and speed off. Laughing.
2) The act of showing someone around a local red light district so they may see what kind of merchandise is on offer. This is particularly useful when you have lonely relatives in from out of town.
1) Dude A: "Shit dude, I'm bored. Let's go on a whore-tour and laugh at some skanky assed bitches."
Dude B: "Okay dude, roll up a fat one and let's go."
Dude A: "Hell yeah!"
2) Dude C: "And this is where you can come if you're feeling a bit lonely while I'm on my nightshift tonight as you're in from out of town and a bit of a sad, lonely old bastard."
Dude D: "Excellent. May I borrow your car later if I drop you at you place of employment?"
Dude C: " No fucking way, man!!"
Dude B: "Okay dude, roll up a fat one and let's go."
Dude A: "Hell yeah!"
2) Dude C: "And this is where you can come if you're feeling a bit lonely while I'm on my nightshift tonight as you're in from out of town and a bit of a sad, lonely old bastard."
Dude D: "Excellent. May I borrow your car later if I drop you at you place of employment?"
Dude C: " No fucking way, man!!"
by MPCmonkey June 02, 2006
The five minute period just after entering a nightclub but just before buying your first drink where it is customary to casually explore all areas of the club looking for male/female talent
by dr ben February 12, 2009
it was simply amazing this year, as i was introduced to many kickass bands that i had seen on purevolume.com go to that site if you want to see the best bands out there that arent sellouts yet
top 10 bands: Straylight Run (10), The Early November, Green Day, Autopilot Off, Matchbook Romance, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Underoath, Streetlight Manifesto, Taking Back Sunday (1)
by mychemromance008 January 06, 2005
a camp for teenagers that involves traveling around the world or country for 4-8 weeks. usually, travel around in a coach bus.
by June Ash January 31, 2007
by Big Cat Daddy May 01, 2009