OME

OMG for atheists (oh my evolution), raelians (oh my elohim), tree huggers (oh my earth), Twilight fans (oh my edward), the list goes on.
Basically for anyone who doesn't believe in some God

OME, please tell me you don't like Twilight
That explains everything XD :P

by #raelianchick186 April 19, 2018

om!

The sound of someone eating a large item of food in one go...

om!...that dohnut was goood

by vixen March 16, 2004

OM

Old Meat

She is an OM!

by Yummm the SL March 14, 2009

om telolet om

An Indonesian meme that translate to "Sir honk the horn Sir". Kids would hold up signs with the words on and a bus driver honks their horn which can make the funniest of sounds

Kid: Om telolet om

Driver: Honk honk

by OwenJonesTM December 22, 2016

OMS

Official Monkey Spanker. This is a term given to large wankers. Often used as a reply to creepy people on anonymous chatting sites when faced with the question, "ASL?"

OMS is a chronic disease that may sometimes be deadly. It is not a condition to be taken lightly.

You: hi
Stranger: heyyyy babyyy asl?
You: oms?
Stranger: whats dat?
You: OSCAR-FLOYD

You have disconnected.

by Oscar-Floyd Kliewer-Fleming December 9, 2010

OM

yes, its used 4 loads of stuff but recently been used 4 ONLY MESSIN
this is used wen someone calls u something then tells u its not true.
this drives me mad...

jen: *logs on msn*
bob: *logs on msn*
jen:heyy
bob:hi
jen: i just told your mum u smoke
bob: WTF!? *has heart attack and dies beind comp*
jen: OM!!!
bob:...
jen: bob? BOB!!!

by FLOWER POWER!!! May 6, 2008

om

Old Man ( back in the days of radio om = Old Man )

Hay how are you om??? I'm QRT my XYL is on my tail !!
In pico rivera om = Old Mexican that set around drink beer.
Up North om = Oregon Mexican just picken berries...
dwn south om = old mammy just a setin by the river.

by itichie_nocanpo November 3, 2006