Sloth me off

Cock sucking for the lazy when both participants are really way too tired to actually engage in any physical act but the female will always do her best to please her man

Adjective (Sloth as in lazy sleepy mammal)

Krystle Sloth me off as I can't be bothered to do anything to you!!
Steve of course I'll slothyouoff now come ere you!!!

by Mr Slothmeoff October 6, 2011

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jack me off

jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!

Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "jack me off".

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

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break me off

A lyric from the Donna's song Take it Off. Like the band, vaguely sexual but probably not a good idea.

Donnas: Come on and break me off, cause I get what I want and I like what I see

by Panzerhinaus October 5, 2003

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dust me off

get rid off someone by ignoring them

he 'dust me off' the cunt

by facenbear1 October 19, 2010

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pyde me off

Pissing me of,Your annoying me, go away, get away from me

Your really starting to Pyde me off, Pyde off, Pyde you, Pyde off chinggabob, Your pyding me off nan

by k-ci August 22, 2006

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let me off

a phrase indicting 'free' movement of something, even if only temporary/brief. state of time/space where one encounters no barriers/'controlling factors' of any kind.

i really like the way 'let' sounds, as though one were going to 'let' some water out of a spigot! -sounds kind of like british english usage! (how can you not love that!! it sure sets ME 'ALIGHT'!!)

this chronic fucking let me off, i was circling venus!

that bitch let me off! i was 'free' for several seconds!

they let me off work!, -now, time to CRACK SOMEONES' CROTCH!!

by michael foolsley July 8, 2011

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