26 october

A very nice day, to go to any girl and kiss him to see his reaction

Boy: *kisses a random girl from class*
Girl: WTF are you fu*kin crayzy?!
Boy: is 26 october
Girl: Fu*it!

by PandyStyle October 23, 2019

october 26

dis da baddiest mfn bitch day

Gloria-is yo birthday righ
Zarriah-october 26 is the bad bitchhhh day

by disdatdrink September 15, 2020

October 26

October 26 is national eat booty day

Hey did you hear what October 26 is? It’s national booty day!!! Let’s eat booty

by Darwin watterson October 25, 2019

October 26

Its National Lose Your Virginity Day. Since Spooky Szn is just around the corner why celebrate an commemorate National Lose You're Virginity Day. Go out there and get some pussy/dick. If you’re a Virgin or Non-Virgin go out there on the 26 and get lit!!!

Person 1: Its October 26 and that means its National Lose Your Virginity Day and i was wondering if you were down yk what im sayin?

Girl: Yeah fo sho my place at 10:00

by ClumpyClaus October 18, 2019

October 26

National call Shane a pussy day.

A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

Boy: hey Shane your a pussy.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

by Lord SKRAPPYASS October 21, 2019

October 26

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome

Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day

by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019

October 26

National take a shit on your desk day

In the middle of class, stand up an your desk and drop a fat one in the center of it

On october 26, I took a big shit on my desk

by Cumblaster6969 October 25, 2020