October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

October 26

A day where you roast your crush/ ex

Ex/ crush :I bet you're dating your dad/mum
You: atleast I have a dad
Or
Ex/crush: It's October 26th idiot
You: You can't talk about your personality in mirror

by Jeffery The Tree October 16, 2020

October 26

It is the day to tease any Zariah’s you know

October 26
Zariah why do you sneeze like a kitten

by Aqua_Toni October 22, 2019

October 26

National pop a titty for a pizza boy day

It’s October 26th time to pop a titty

by Loubigd October 27, 2020

October 26

National flash a titty for a pizza boy day

It’s October 26th time to flash a titty

by Loubigd October 27, 2020

October 26

The Osaka prince, Nakamoto Yuta's birthday. On this day everyone must go watch his cover of the song "White" and wish him the best birthday.

"Its October 26th, that means I better go watch White"

by Upthedubs October 18, 2020

October 26

National take a shit on your desk day

In the middle of class, stand up an your desk and drop a fat one in the center of it

On october 26, I took a big shit on my desk

by Cumblaster6969 October 25, 2020