Nigga Optics

Nigga Optics is a technology developped by Talon Industries that does recognize people of color!!!

Didn't you see that black person? No! Well my friend, you're in need of Nigga Optics!!!"

Thanks to Nigga Optics these store slide doors automatically open when a black person tries to enter the store!!!

by TaLoN.NL December 16, 2019

Optical allusion titties

When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.

Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.

"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello

by T-sett September 22, 2009

Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger

The optical inch makes nudes more impressive

by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020

optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect

OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner

by Monoblanco February 21, 2020

Stereo-optic Feline Manipulation

When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats

I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again

by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024

Optical rectumitous

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 06, 2009

optic nipple

Being to fucking good at cod aka ant but is still in optic at the same time

Put me in faze and call me optic nipple

by Optic nipple is life January 17, 2016