olympic torching

the act of passing a pipe without having to relight it, because an ember remains burning. Involving two or more people, olympic torching requires the ability to smoke and then pass the pipe quickly, without allowing the lit ember to go out.

Guy 1: Hey are you guys smoking a bowl?
Guy 2: Yeah but don't light it again, we're olympic torching it.

Quick, pass that olympic torch.

by yeah_yeah_yeah March 8, 2009

Olympic Fever

Faking illness to get out of: work,school,obligations,etc. During the olympics

George:"Hey! Where's Fred Today"
Bob:" OH! He's got Olympic Fever"

by Idesotroah Yoo February 17, 2010

solo olympics

British slang for masturbation or masturbating.

He has been doing the solo olympics in his room.

by abu5tani July 5, 2008

Olympic Failure

When taking a dump the force of your shit causes water to splash up and hit your butt cheeks. Just as in the Olympics a divers splash is considered a failure.

I just let that turd and it was an Olympic Failure!

by Jay & Ron December 9, 2008

olympic hog

Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps wins all the gold metals, he is the greatest Olympic hog!

by Dover Dave October 6, 2008

BME olympics

Cock Chop, nuff said.

James: "Any of you guys watch the BME olympics?"
Grant: "Cock Chop!"
Peter: "Cock Chop!"
Matt: "Cock Chop!"
Chelsea: "Coccccck Choppppp!!!!!!!!"

by daark08 January 6, 2008

Sex Olympics

The sex Olympics resets every four years, and revolves around collecting a number of rings that correspond to those of the regular Olympics. to obtain a 'ring', one must perform a particular sex act.

Blue ring: sex in water
Black ring: with a black guy/girl, or anal
Yellow ring: with an asian, or urination during sex
Red ring: during period, or draw blood
Green ring: outdoors

After obtaining all of these, the winner receives fuck all.

"Dude, yesterday I totally got the black ring11111!!! I've completed the sex olympics"

by RM-J October 18, 2008