wounded-dolphin

a sexual act performed by men during intercourse in which the man puts his finger in the hole that his member is not in and feels his dong through the tissue.

When I was slamming her in the ass I put my finger in her snooch and felt my dong, I pulled the "wounded-dolphin" on that bitch!

by Vaginasarewierd September 25, 2008

Flog the Dolphin

to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

by bill gates February 06, 2003

Mud Dolphin

White girl that has leveled up from mud shark because she was DP'd in her blow hole.

Hey do you know that girl Maddie?
Yeah why?
She is a total mud dolphin.

by MMM123 October 25, 2012

dolphin noise

The way to censor expletives in Bikini Bottom

Spongebob: Hi Patrick, how the *dolphin noise* are ya?
Patrick: Pretty *dolphin noise* good, Spongebob!

by GameGrumpsFan November 18, 2015

Dolphin Plop

A turd that is so buoyant, that the entire mass submerges causing a first plop. Eventually reemerging, as would a dolphin, causing further ploppage that may cause rectal slpashage.

Jimmy, dont sky bomb! You might dolphin plop!

by Dolphin Plopper May 29, 2015

dolphin legs

The feeling of a woman's leg after it has been freshly shaved and moisturized.

Feel my dolphin legs! I just shaved!

by gabrakadabra01 November 21, 2013

Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.

by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013