The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.
Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.
Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.
Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm
Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.
Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm
by N3wt May 12, 2011
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Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.
Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.
Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.
Jody and I were having a private conversation when Carol walked in, asked us what we were talking about, and then quickly changed the topic to something she was interested in - Obliterating our conversation with Conversation Napalm.
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A ghetto but very elegant school containing one of the most intelligent kids in California. We have weed smokers but they're very chill. We are located in La Puente, Ca (where only real men live) or in West Covina (where we have horchatas) yeeeaahhhh. Although we populate the area with many diverse groups, we have Mexicans, Asians, Filipinoes, Whites (surprising right?), and a few African (Black) Americans.
A ghetto but very elegant school containing one of the most intelligent kids in California. We have weed smokers but they're very chill. We are located in La Puente, Ca (where only real men live) or in West Covina (where we have horchatas) yeeeaahhhh. Although we populate the area with many diverse groups, we have Mexicans, Asians, Filipinoes, Whites (surprising right?), and a few African (Black) Americans.
1. DUDE! Did you hear about Nogales High School's fight last week?
2. OMG! Yeah! But I was doing a reefer like the whole time it was going on. :D
1. (-.-)
2. OMG! Yeah! But I was doing a reefer like the whole time it was going on. :D
1. (-.-)
by dude.its.that.one.guy June 5, 2011
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2. What Tiger Woods wishes his wife was.
3. A hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.
2. What Tiger Woods wishes his wife was.
3. A hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.
CNN: It has been clarified by scientists that the massive fireball reported in the midwestern sky was just Jessica Simpson on a manhunt. She emitted almost radioactive levels of sexual napalm.
Dude 1: "Dude, I've been working out at the gym, taking Viagra, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. But I still can't keep up with her.
Dude 2: "Dude, she must be like what you call sexual napalm!"
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm like gonna give her Tiger Woods' number"
Dude 1: "Dude, I've been working out at the gym, taking Viagra, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. But I still can't keep up with her.
Dude 2: "Dude, she must be like what you call sexual napalm!"
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm like gonna give her Tiger Woods' number"
by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010
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by Napalm July 10, 2005
Get the NAPALMOWNED mug.Dan: Yasmin do you have any female nipples on your wall.
Yasmin: No but looking around I have quite a few nopples
Yasmin: No but looking around I have quite a few nopples
by DanOWar92 April 5, 2009
Get the Nopple mug.The fattest kid alive. He has no friends and frequently writes poems about a girl that will never ever EVER love him in his whole entire short little life. His hairstyle is disgustingly disgusting and is a cause to commit suicide over. If he ever becomes a successful businessman then the first thing that he is most likely to buy is a blow up doll which he mercilessly violates every single night of his pathetic life.
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