by RobbieMann February 27, 2019
Get the Fuck me static!mug. "You ever just accidentally shoot some TV static in your mouth?" - Elias
"Why does your shit taste like TV static?" - Cassandra
"Why does your shit taste like TV static?" - Cassandra
by Truthfully Shady January 31, 2021
Get the Tv staticmug. Static Electric Penis is a penis that is charged with static electrity and when in close proximity to a grounding opportunity(another person) the charge will arc from the penis to the grounding source(other person) with a electric spark and audible crack.
The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.
You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.
The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.
You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.
My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.
by jcustomcue January 8, 2014
Get the static electric penismug. by luke newman December 26, 2007
Get the deep staticmug. The lowest kind of developer; someone who knows barely enough HTML to create simple tables and forms.
The lowest kind of developer is a web developer, and the lowest kind of web developer is a static HTML bitch.
by Ron January 24, 2003
Get the static HTML bitchmug. The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.
Comparison of Java to QBASIC
Java:
public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}
QBASIC:
?"Hi"
Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.
Java:
public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}
QBASIC:
?"Hi"
Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.
by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005
Get the public static void main(String[] args){mug. a person who, after getting into a verbal fight with you and apologizing, is still stubborn and upset with you.
Ralph: You suck!
Rick: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ralph: Me too
Rick: Okay
Ralph: But you are still stupid
Rick: God Ralph, you are such a post-static.
Rick: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ralph: Me too
Rick: Okay
Ralph: But you are still stupid
Rick: God Ralph, you are such a post-static.
by YoPal August 20, 2007
Get the Post-staticmug.