sailors promise

when you're trying to make a promise youre not really gonna keep.

I wont smoke weed tonight, sailors promise. (but really im gonna smoke weed)

by Andrienne press green January 2, 2009

sean promise

the biggest promise a man can make, usually used by shithouse liverpool fans who carry round a purse.

i sean promise that ill have your nan sniffing lemo by midnight.

by lewis joyce October 20, 2020

Fuck promise

- Similar to a pinky promise but instead The person truly can’t break the promise and must stick to their word.

- If the person breaks the promise the person they fucked promised with will give them a huge punishment. Example: Befriend, break up, or even tell them to do something embarrassing in public. Anything!! The other person desires

Karen: I’m sorry! I fuck promise that I won’t spit in ur drinks anymore.
Kyle: Fine!! If you do it again you will have to watch me spit in all ur drinks for a week straight.

by Kinks May 20, 2020

sean promise

A declaration or assurance made by a person who bumps into footballers all the time.

Everyone in Liverpool knows that a Sean promise is a real promise.

Jurgen Klopp is a close friend and I will bump into Jordan Pickford soon. A Sean promise is a real promise.

by bluebill October 19, 2020

Scibetta Promise

A promise made to a person (most likely a teacher) that has a likelyhood of not actually occuring.

Alex made a Scibetta promise that she would get her midterm project turned in.

by Sara and Alex February 24, 2004

Booty Promise

When you make a promise by bumping booty.
It is stronger than a pinky promise, and for those who are tighter than the average booty callers.

Anne booty promised Conner to keep a secret about Molly.

by connermcg September 9, 2014

The Bedford Promise

a term describing when someone promises to do something with/for you. then for whatever reason, or there may be no reason behind it. either cancels on you or stands you up.

"I'm going on a date tomorrow"
"Oh yeah, make sure she doesnt pull the Bedford Promise"

by Always Big Rich May 11, 2009