Fig Newtons 

The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.

-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?

-Ya mom! What's there to eat?

-Fig Newtons

-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.

Fig Newtons by Barnaby J. August 8, 2008

Newtons Balls 

Where a woman gets double penetrated by 2 guys and their balls clash in the middle, essentially clacking like a set of Newtons Balls.

Dude, i had the weirdest sex last night. I was having a threesome with another chick and a dude and i swear there was some serious Newtons Balls flying about.

Newtons Balls by Darryl Godoy May 20, 2008

newtons first law 

Objects that stays at rest unless acted upon an unbalanced force

The boxes stays until newtons first law

newtons first law by Sorniix December 8, 2016

Fig Newtons 

A term for marijuana.

Chris: Hey dude, you wanna eat some Fig Newtons later?
Zak: Sure!

Fig Newtons by yellowfeather996 November 2, 2009

newtons cradle 

When the boobs of a girl resemble the infamous newtons cradle. By smacking the girls boobs together and having them Swing in the motion of the balls of newtons cradle hitting against one another giving it the same force back.

-What did you do to that girl?

--I did the Newtons cradle on those bitches tits.

newtons cradle by china. April 20, 2008

fig newtons 

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!

Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.

fig newtons by Andi January 19, 2006

Bag of Newtons 

Portable transportation device (a.k.a. zip-lock bag) for your nuggs of chronic.

That Phish concert would've been 10 times more bitchin' if I had remembered my Bag of Newtons.

Bag of Newtons by Burt Reynold's Oversize Hat April 5, 2009