Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

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Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Newport Hiils

The fantastic spelling of eastside catholic thanking the town for a great twenty years of their location in newport hills.

Matt: WOW look they spelled newport hills, Newport hiils

Justin: oh that's clever

by Fun matt June 29, 2009

Primark Newport

Primark in Newport is the shittiest Primark I've ever been in. It's super outdated and super small. They should open a bigger, more modern unit at Friars Walk.

I went to Primark Newport today, it was SHITE!!!!! There you go Urban Dictionary seeing as you want a definition of the word.

by Everyday Everything January 21, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"

by kathred May 27, 2025

Newport

The act of using a Menthol VapoRub as a sexual lubricant without disclosing to the recipient.

Man, i gave that bitch a Newport!

by anonymous February 7, 2025