by BeBunk May 15, 2020
Get the NEWPORTmug. by anonymous February 7, 2025
Get the Newportmug. A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.
by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019
Get the Newport Beachmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Papermug. Been to Newport?
“Hey man my Uber’s here you need a ride?”
“Nah I’ll see you tomorrow, I’m feeling in a newport white right now.”
“Niceeeee”
“Nah I’ll see you tomorrow, I’m feeling in a newport white right now.”
“Niceeeee”
by Jwhull July 31, 2022
Get the Newport Whitemug. The act of jerking off in front of one’s friends. Typically done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
BART: Dude you should’ve been at Peyton’s last night!
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch
by Bitchleas__feller November 23, 2024
Get the Newportingmug. The fantastic spelling of eastside catholic thanking the town for a great twenty years of their location in newport hills.
by Fun matt June 29, 2009
Get the Newport Hiilsmug.