An adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.
Jacob: "I met this girl the other day she's absolutely wonderful I think I want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children....."
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"
by SlayersRUs April 21, 2014
Get the Nesting Turtle mug.When a guy eats a girl out with a knocker (Preferably Cope Wintergreen / Mint / Straight Long Cut) in and then he puts (nests) the knocker in the puss.
Guy: "Yo dude how was the date last night... did you too go back to your place?"
Me: "Yeah dude! She was complaining about me having my cope in so I nested the bitch"
Guy: "BROO! I never heard of Nesting before!"
Me: "Yeah dude! She was complaining about me having my cope in so I nested the bitch"
Guy: "BROO! I never heard of Nesting before!"
by LukKy^ May 5, 2018
Get the Nesting mug.In the world of on line dating where it’s so easy to check out the next person, it becomes easy to move on to the next person, the next date. In the online dating world this becomes “nexting”.
That guy has been on that on line dating sight forever. He dates one person for a while and next thing you know he’s out with the next person he met on line. I think he’s addicted to nexting.
by Sunshinegold September 20, 2019
Get the Nexting mug.The act of an expectant parent who designs a website specifically for communicating the details of the birth to family and friends.
During pregnancy the act of preparing the nursery and the house in general is referred to as "nesting." This is generally done by the mother.
Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.
Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.
by snakeroot October 21, 2010
Get the nerd nesting mug.When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.
"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."
"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
by ElGato212 May 31, 2019
Get the Bird Nesting mug.Ever since Tracy got that thing her and Jon have been newting like crazy
Nah, they flirt all the time.
Nah, they flirt all the time.
by yankeefann5567 June 9, 2010
Get the newting mug.The act of rearranging one's testicles by lifting them up and resting them on the thighs, and making a nest shape for comfort.
by Blue Merlin May 18, 2014
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