das noots

German deez nuts

"Mien für, have you talked to Miester D yet?"
"Nien, who is this Miester D?"
He is the Miester of Das Noots!"
Jeffery died the following hour.

by A big chicken May 22, 2016

Tis Noots

A formal (archaic?) way of saying the informal: Deez Nuts

Allow us to go for tea. But first, let me adjust tis noots

by Rilakkuma99 June 17, 2016

Noot noot

Thy elegant way of calling someone a nob head

Danis a noot noot nob head

by Kittyjulia877 January 25, 2020

noot

smelly

you noot like a fart

by csieufhbseliuhfvliuhfaelihfaie April 22, 2020

Noot

Noot can be used as another word for very.

i’m noot happy. Which is i’m very happy.

by cloud.ancleei April 25, 2020

noot

the robot version as in new tech

fuck off u fucking noot

by epicindicator the god of games March 9, 2020

NOOT

Stands for Night Out On (the) Town. When four girls have an outing together in any form of town, village, city, or region. Usually accompanied by a nice little chat & some bigg.

Are we having a NOOT tomorrow night?

by mmmmmmaaayyyaaaaaaaa April 30, 2020