Homework

(ᴬ ᴺᴼᵁᴺ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴴᴱᴸᴸ) Homework spelt backwards is the latin word for ‘child abuse’ and is used to torture children and encourage depression. There are different stages of doing homework:

Nerd Homeworker
a person who does their homework as soon as it has been handed to them

Bully homeworker
gets the nerd homeworkers to do their homework

Latenight homeworker
does the homework the night before it’s due

Lazy homeworker
doesn’t do the work

Sweat homeworker
sweats their work so hard and gets everything wrong

Dumb homeworker

simply forgets

Smart homeworker
searches the answers in google

Dumber homeworker
searches the answers on bing 👀

Drop-out homeworker

drops out of school before the work is due and comes back the next week/month

The risky homeworker

does the work just before the lesson

Riskier homeworker

does the homework in the lesson

Wasteman homeworker

does the homework in detention

Shit motivated homeworker

does the homework while shitting and saying it gives them ‘motivation’

Most ppl in my classes homeworker
puts minimal effort into their work and somehow still gets everything right

Depressed homeworker

gets piled with homework to the point where they are in the state of depression

Distracted homeworker

gets distracted by social media and doesn’t finish the homework

Normal human being homeworker
doesn’t exist

Forced homeworker

forced to do homework by their mums or else she’ll take away the life she gave you
John: oh shit i haven’t done my homework
Tim: fuck the homework do it in the lesson
by Late night homeworker January 9, 2022
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homework

A writing device given to students by teachers, due to that fact that teachers don't want to be responsible for having to watch you do all the work. If these "teachers" (Which are actually sub-standard bastards hired by the government so people don't get "too" smart) give all classwork, then the fault falls on them if we don't do it. Summary: Teachers are lazy fuckers.
Teacher: "Kids, because I don't want to have to teach you shit, and because I can legally make you research mountains of work... you get to do ten homework pages tonight."
by Alex Haskins December 21, 2006
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homework

Cool i'll go to your house- crap i have homework
by helloyou15 January 20, 2009
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homework

simply put:
-work assigned by teachers
-supposed to reveiw what was done in class
-however the true purpose is to make sure students have NO time for relaxation - i mean relaxing would be a CRIME
-deprives sleep
-truely accomplishes absolutley nothing as most students speed through it to try and get some sleep
-a way for suck-ups to over achieve
Judge: I pronounce you to attend school and have homework every night, including weekends
Serial Killer: NOOOOOOOO. WHYYYY?
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homework

school=hell
your teachers= evil little devils
homework= torture
by sarah May 17, 2004
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homework

Something that teachers give you to do at home after you have already put in 6 1/2 hours of hard labor and suffering from extreme boredom at school. Homework consumes a good chunk of your afternoon, which should be time that doesn't involve learning shit that you don't care about. Home Work can range from a simple math worksheet the teacher won't even grade the next day, to hours of research, reports, workbook pages, etc. Home work is a horrible thing that ruins peoples life and desire to go home after school.
John: "Yes! School is almost over."

Steven: "No! I have so much homework!"
by C.N January 3, 2010
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