Nard

A round, fat, annoying person who resembles a chicken nugget.

Marcus is so annoying, he's such a nard.

by Swag daddy max out May 15, 2014

Nards

A word commonly used in annoyance, to express dismay or agitation

Oh Nards, I totally forgot

by Lilly belle April 27, 2014

Nardo

Ancient Roman battle-cry first used by soldiers di Nardo, Italy that has proven to strike fear into the hearts of opposing warriors while instilling courage, strength and kickassery to those that employ it. Now commonly used by elite drivers engaged in record breaking speed and endurance attempts at the The Nardo Ring, Nardo, Italy.

At the Battle of Edessa in 316 A.D. when 28,000 Roman troops surprised the right wing of the Persian Army coming out of the woods screaming "Nardo!", it was recorded to have been an utterly terrifying experience whereby the Persians immediately surrendered and begged for mercy from the Roman soldiers.

by gullo October 4, 2013

noard

verb-- when you crash hard enough to put your teeth through your lip.

i tripped and noarded across my kitchen counter

by woops!! May 23, 2009

neardead

old or elderly person

Neardeads are the connection between Social Security and slot machines.

by Gpa Lep! April 12, 2011

Nardoning

the act of taking a girl during a party and proceeding to having sexual intercourse in the bed of any nearby pick-up trunk.

Bro #1: Hey dude did you see where Ashley went?
Bro #2: Yeah bro, I think Jake is Nardoning her in his truck
Bro #1: Damn bro in the middle of this party?!
Bro 2#: Yeah bro

by Zexima January 2, 2012

Nard Gobbler

An idiot or someone who sucks at just about everything.

Dude! You totally just got us in trouble...fucking nard gobbler.

by Merch-Ant September 8, 2013