A man-child who throws a hissy fit when people don't agree with him or do things his way. Examples of such behaviour include: randomly calling heroes pedophiles on twitter, firing people who know crap tons better than his pea-brain, and lying about funding secured. Ironically only wants to screw girls who are half his own age.
Ay man, you heard what that Tesla CEO did today?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?
by thelegendofsql September 02, 2018
A fart when one's ass-crack is packed with a white powder, such as baking soda, baby powder, cornstarch, etc. The fart produces an effect that is visually similar to that of firing a musket.
Neil had bad gas, so he packed his ass-crack full of baby powder and unloaded a musket shot on Hansel's face.
by Cristobal Carbonero November 09, 2007
1. A promiscuous female or homosexual male that is exceedingly skilled at swallowing large quantities and/or consecutive helpings of semen.
2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.
partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"
2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.
partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"
by Xeven VxHxN "spidey" October 05, 2012
V. The act of sexual intercourse with a female, while she is menstruating and a tampon is carelessly left in the vaginal canal. Usually alcohol is involved. To reverse this act a flash light and a long grasping device are required
He musket packed her last night and created what appears to be a crime scene in Ginther's spare bedroom.
by jcutch82 September 22, 2014
A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.
by wandmore March 16, 2007
by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003
"Dude, did you see the tits on that shit last night?"
"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"
"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"
by Moses The Feely April 21, 2006