Murchinator

A Mythical creature with abnormally high levels of Steeze combined with a shared love for Dennergising and Pounding Pounding Techno beats.

Unkown: "Got any Gurners?"

Murchinator: "Fetch The Jug!"

by Turbo Turtle May 3, 2009

marching band

The group of musicians that get more trophies than the football team and they never get recognized

The marching band is having extra practice.

by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 October 11, 2018

Munching Gums

Aussie slang to describe the act of one's Jaw Swinging while under the effect of pingas.

"What's wrong with that guy"
"The cunt is munching gums"

by Gutsyou November 19, 2019

Bread Munching

The act of eating yeast infected vagina.

Also known as Cunalinguini.

Dude, I just found out that girl I ate out had a yeast infection! I was totally bread munching!

by I6 & DHaus July 21, 2009

peanut butter munching

The act of placing peanut butter on ones own genetailia or anus and allowing ones pet, usually a dog, to lick the peanut butter off. causing an orgasm

JESSE: i let my dog munch peanut butter off my asshole

CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!

BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko

by PARTNERS IN CRIME TOO October 23, 2010

marching band

The king of all sports.
All participants are expected to have god like powers of concentration, balance, dedication, playing ability, endurance, pain tolerance, memorization.
All band kids have no life.
Serious.
It's one big family.
With plenty of incest.
In fact band kids tend to date band kids exclusively.
I wouldn't recomend dating a band kid if your not in band simply because they would think of band about ten times more than you.
Much better thatn football.
You wouldn't get respect from your school even if you were the national champs.

My life.
"We got DRILLL!!!!!"
"can I go put some pants on?"
band choreography sucks
I love drill.
I love the way it looks, the way it feels, the way it smells the way it tastes...
Sport of the arts! *slaps someones butt*
Remember to go home and finger your parts!!
we allow the football team to play on OUR field
I have never seen the second half of a football game.
I'm unfortunate enough to get a day off of marching band..... I ussually spend that day practicing by myself.
INSTRUMENT SEX!!!
Trombones chonga!
"This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship"
All questions must be submitted in statement form.
Director: Does this question pertain to the group?
Calvin: YES!!!
D:What is it?
C:I forgot what time the parade starts.
D:......that's a personal question.
The tubas are the undoubted kings of the band.
Our tuba line is famous.
The color gaurd is hotties.
The woodwinds can't march.
They can play. You just can't hear them.
I used to think trumpets were the shit. Then i upgraded to tuba.

by Band kid July 17, 2006

Marching Band

1. life for the second half of summer and all of first semester
2. a group of 200 or so pervs
3. excuse as to why you didnt do your homework
4. filled with couples because we dont ever see anyone out side of marching band
5. your second family
6. band hall home away from home
7. bus second home away from home
8. color gaurd a bunch of girls, occasionaly guys, that get in your way on the field... BUT you love them anyways!
9. less acredited but waayy harder working than the football team
10. (last but not least) where you will live some of the best moments of your life

Non-band friend* what are you doing after school?
Bandie* marching band.
Non-band friend* what about friday night?
Bandie* marching band.
Non-band friend* saturday???
Bandie* marching band.
Non-band friend* next month?
Bandie* MARCHING BAND!

by Dear Diary FourFourNine March 4, 2009