Munchies

A odd feeling in your stomach after smoking marijuana. You aren't ACTUALLY hungry, it's just really hard to stop eating. Usually, the person with the high, will come over, smoke, then eat EVERYTHING in your house. Seriously, if there's a burnt pepperoni in your oven, they'll eat it, if there's a perfectly good cookie in the trash, they'll eat it. After this, they'll bust out laughing, say extremely deep things, and fall asleep for about 12 hours. If they're true stoners, they'll wake up and do it again!! Lol.

THE MUNCHIES
Stoner: Got any food?
Friend: Ya, in the fridge.
*Stoner goes and comes back 5 mins later*
Stoner: Thanks
Friend: Whaddya eat?
Stoner: Uhhhhhhhh.....*Giggles*what?
Friend: What did you eat?
Stoner: *Giggles* I love life, the world is like a bag of chips, all shiny and pretty, then you open it and have unlimited happiness.
Friend:.........What the hell did you eat?
Stoner: Uhhhhh.....everything *Giggles*.
Friend: WTF??!

by Jonathankn June 28, 2008

michigan

Once you get away from the cities and the cornfields, it's one of the prettiest states in the union. Check out the U.P., the Au Sable River, Torch Lake, Lake Michigan and many more areas.

Detroit's ugly, but Michigan is beautiful.

by bayou August 25, 2006

muchi muchi

Onomatopoeic, from the Japanese, "むちむち," pronounced with an energetic and bouncy feeling:
1) Pleasantly plump, particularly in the bouncy baby fat sort of way.

2) Plump or full-bodied, but mobile or flexible.
3) Mainly to women of meat is a senior of praise for the body.
cf phatty girl, bootylicious, voluptuous, zaftig, bbw

I like the muchi muchi girls - gives me something to hold on to for the bouncy rides.

by むちむち May 1, 2016

Michigan Condom

When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)

Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky

Person 2: whys that

Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020

The international michigun day

The international michigun day is the day where michigun, the triple spike master, and the legend died... It's a sad day for the geometry dash community, may he find peace in heaven... And always jump over the triple spikes ∆∆∆

Dasher: it's the international michigun day today 😔
Friend: why are you sad?
Dasher: because the geometry dash legend, michigun died today...
Friend: oh damn, that sucks :(
Dasher: it does... May he find peace in heaven...

by TheDash8282 March 30, 2021

Michigan exodus

The massive out migration of Michigan residents due to the poor state of the Michigan economy and lack of available work.

"I just graduated from college and I can't find work anywhere."
"Yeah I know. I'll be joining the Michigan exodus real soon myself."

by Stephen A.B. December 9, 2008

Michigan Tech

The place where, as a female, people always assume there are available men because of the 4:1 ratio of males to females. What they fail to realize however is the fact that the "Odds are Good but the Goods are ODD". The average male at michigan tech could be seen walking across campus with animals living in their beards or in deep discussion about the newest video game. Although there are good guys available, they are difficult to find as they came to college with a long distance relationship already at hand and walk around in misery. Does distance really make the heart grow fonder?

"Oh how are you still single! There are lots of men up there arent there? It is an engineering school!"

"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"

by OhSnap!! March 9, 2012